The recycling bin is just too far away.
We’re going to live on Mars soon, anyway.
The landfills can become ski mountains.
Trees are a nuisance.
Who else is going to supply penguins with plastic choker necklaces? They’re so hot right now.
Developing countries love having our used tissues dumped in their communities. It’s like Christmas in July.
It’s fun to swim in polluted water.
Beer cans make good lawn decorations.
Squirrels are too friendly anyway.
We have unlimited resources, so we have nothing to worry about.
We’re going to live on Mars soon, anyway.
The landfills can become ski mountains.
Trees are a nuisance.
Who else is going to supply penguins with plastic choker necklaces? They’re so hot right now.
Developing countries love having our used tissues dumped in their communities. It’s like Christmas in July.
It’s fun to swim in polluted water.
Beer cans make good lawn decorations.
Squirrels are too friendly anyway.
We have unlimited resources, so we have nothing to worry about.